Respirator anyone?

Hack Hack.

Kevin just got home from work. His bike commute is only a mile or two, but he came home feeling pretty discouraged today. He can feel the strain on his lungs when he commutes on these orange alert days. And meanwhile he passes motorists idling in a/c'd vehicles of mythic proportions. Bah. He's breathing in this pollution and essentially acting like a carbon filter for others' needless oil excess.

Orange alerts and it's not even June yet.

What's a biker to do?